Welcome to You Suck at Golf, the brutally honest, U suck at golf hilariously relatable, and mildly therapeutic podcast for anyone who’s ever topped a tee shot, three-putted from four feet, or watched their ball slice into a backyard like it had a vendetta against window glass.
This isn't your typical golf podcast filled with PGA Tour stats, swing tips from pros, or debates about the best $500 driver you still won’t know how to use. Nope. This is for the rest of us — the weekend warriors, range rats, and casual hackers who keep showing up despite the emotional trauma golf causes on a weekly basis.
Hosted by two lifelong bad golfers (and proud of it), each episode dives into the beautiful mess that is amateur golf. From "The Worst Shot You’ve Ever Hit (and Why It Haunts You)" to "Is It Still Golf If You’re Just Day Drinking with Expensive Sticks?" — we’re covering every topic that real golfers actually care about.
Expect rants, questionable advice, confessions from the cart path, and stories so absurd they could only happen on a public course where the dress code is “clothes optional.” We’ll also be joined by special guests — not tour pros, but real people with real golf fails, including bartenders at the 19th hole and that one friend who insists they “used to be good.”
We know you suck at golf. We do too. And that's the point.
Here, we celebrate the shanks, the chili dips, the duffs, and those magical moments where you stripe one down the fairway and think, “Yeah, maybe I’m actually getting good at this.” (You’re not. But it’s cute that you think so.)
This podcast is therapy with a side of sarcasm, a clubhouse for the chronically average, and a reminder that no matter how bad your round is going… somewhere out there, someone just missed a gimme putt worse than you did.
So grab your clubs, lower your expectations, and join us for a laugh. Because at the end of the day, we all suck at golf — but at least we suck together.